Deyve, the Pumpkin and Halloween

Pumpkin: Orange you going trick or treating as a pumpkin?
Deyve: Nope.
Pumpkin: Are you even going this year?
Deyve: Yup.
Pumpkin: So what'll you be?
Deyve: Maybe I could impersonate a firetruck dog -- what's that breed?
Pumpkin: Is the breed you're thinking of dalmatian?
Deyve: Yup.
Pumpkin: Someone could confuse you as a dalmatian?
Deyve: Maybe. Like Prince or maybe Pongo. I'll cover myself in soot.
Pumpkin: Prince looking for your Perdita?
Deyve: Sounds good. What're you going to do?
Pumpkin: O, I'll be a Jack-o-Lantern.
Deyve: How does one determine if one is a Jack or Jill-o-Lantern?
Pumpkin: It's not like we're going up the hill -- we're all Jacks'.
Deyve: That's not biologically sound, but, that's okay, that's all right. I didn't know . . .
Pumpkin: Now you do know, so go on, get out there, and trick or treat.
Deyve: Right. Keep your candle burning!
Pumpkin: Go, Dog, Go!
Deyve: It's Deyve.
Pumpkin: Go, Deyve, Go!
Deyve: Okay, but before I go . . . . Knock Knock.
Pumpkin: Who's there?
Deyve: Orange.
Pumpkin: Orange who?
Deyve: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
Pumpkin: You are one funny dog.
Deyve: Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat.
Pumpkin: Deyve, please. I don't want my sides to cave in.
Deyve: You've got sides?
Pumpkin: Deyve, with what you know . . . .
Deyve: I know, "you could write a book."
Pumpkin: Actually, I was thinking I could write a blurb.
Deyve: Blurb? I'm thinking orange you the funny one.
Pumpkin: "Happy Halloween!"
Deyve: "Happy Halloween!"